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Date: 06 Feb 2005 00:39:24
From: Dan Simper
Subject: Is sex with bowling balls allowed ???
I wonder if I can rape them a little bit before playing ...




 
Date: 07 Feb 2005 02:07:33
From: NimBill
Subject: Re: Is sex with bowling balls allowed ???
>From: pain_wheels@hotmail.com (Dan Simper)

>I wonder if I can rape them a little bit before playing ...

Not if you are endowed like a real man because it just won't fit.










  
Date: 07 Feb 2005 18:08:24
From: Spammy Sammy
Subject: Re: Is sex with bowling balls allowed ???

"NimBill" <nimbill@aol.comtisme > wrote in message
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> >From: pain_wheels@hotmail.com (Dan Simper)
>
> >I wonder if I can rape them a little bit before playing ...
>
> Not if you are endowed like a real man because it just won't fit.

There again I guess it may depend on the size of your thumb :)




   
Date: 08 Feb 2005 02:13:22
From: NimBill
Subject: Re: Is sex with bowling balls allowed ???
>From: "Spammy Sammy" Someone@microsoft.com

>> >I wonder if I can rape them a little bit before playing ...
>>
>> Not if you are endowed like a real man because it just won't fit.
>
>There again I guess it may depend on the size of your thumb :)

It might indeed but then again my mother always told my sister that she could
judge a man's penis length by the length of the thumb and nose combined.
Diameter or circumfrance I can not be sure off.

I do know mine will not even come close to fitting into the thumb hole or even
the largest weight hole on any bowling ball I ever drilled for anyone.










 
Date: 06 Feb 2005 20:35:19
From: Spammy Sammy
Subject: Re: Is sex with bowling balls allowed ???

"Dan Simper" <pain_wheels@hotmail.com > wrote in message
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> I wonder if I can rape them a little bit before playing ...

If your weiner fits a finger hole then take what you can get. Make sure
nothing leaks out onto the lanes afterwards though.