Date: 17 Dec 2005 07:59:12
From: Weapon of Mass BS
Subject: Confessions of a bowling technology whore vol. 1.0
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So, there I was, a real schmuck on wheels at the lanes last night. I
had my shiny new cheater ball that I had just coughed up over $200 for
including drilling and I was all set to dominate. I did ok the first
game I had a six pack and still managed to end up with a measly 217.
After that it was all over...the cheater ball coughed up a hairball
and started jumping on me....I wasted half of the second game before
my reasoning took over and I put the f-ing thing back in the bag. And
so I went back to my trusty old piece of shit dry lanes symmetric ball
and bowled like shit the rest of the night and ended up 13 pins below
average for my series. I got beat by a man named Herbert. What a silly
piece of shit I must have looked like to anyone that bothered to watch
last night. HA HA, the joke is on me and my stupid cheater ball.
Morich Techno whore #8374
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