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Date: 07 Jun 2005 02:54:17
From: Winnie Oakbob
Subject: Can I use a human head for bowling ???
I'm a serial killer and I have so many severed heads and skulls in my
cellar that I don't know what to do with them.

Can I use them for bowling?




 
Date: 24 Jun 2005 22:22:19
From: Philip Carroll
Subject: Re: Can I use a human head for bowling ???
To be within the rules, you must use only your own head. And then only after
you have removed it from your own rear end.
"Winnie Oakbob" <pie_garnishment@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:2d5631c0.0506070154.1c284e8e@posting.google.com...
> I'm a serial killer and I have so many severed heads and skulls in my
> cellar that I don't know what to do with them.
>
> Can I use them for bowling?




 
Date: 08 Jun 2005 23:24:57
From: Spammy Sammy
Subject: Re: Can I use a human head for bowling ???

"Winnie Oakbob" <pie_garnishment@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:2d5631c0.0506070154.1c284e8e@posting.google.com...
> I'm a serial killer and I have so many severed heads and skulls in my
> cellar that I don't know what to do with them.
>
> Can I use them for bowling?

Depends on the lane conditions. If the heads still have hair they might grip
too much so try shaving them first. Don't take too much off at once though
because you won't be able to re-grow the hair if you want one to hook a bit
more.

Also clean the nose and mouth out properly otherwise you might get gunk on
your fingers which will transfer to the neck of your beer bottle.




  
Date: 09 Jun 2005 18:58:51
From:
Subject: Re: Can I use a human head for bowling ???

"Spammy Sammy" <Someone@microsoft.com > wrote in message
news:1118239033.572451@teuthos...
>
> "Winnie Oakbob" <pie_garnishment@lycos.com> wrote in message
> news:2d5631c0.0506070154.1c284e8e@posting.google.com...
> > I'm a serial killer and I have so many severed heads and skulls in my
> > cellar that I don't know what to do with them.
> >
> > Can I use them for bowling?
>
> Depends on the lane conditions. If the heads still have hair they might
grip
> too much so try shaving them first. Don't take too much off at once though
> because you won't be able to re-grow the hair if you want one to hook a
bit
> more.
>
> Also clean the nose and mouth out properly otherwise you might get gunk on
> your fingers which will transfer to the neck of your beer bottle.

That does not sound like a recipe for a smooth release. In my case, less
finger lift equals more corner pins.




 
Date: 08 Jun 2005 01:06:51
From: Smiler
Subject: Re: Can I use a human head for bowling ???

"Winnie Oakbob" <pie_garnishment@lycos.com > wrote in message
news:2d5631c0.0506070154.1c284e8e@posting.google.com...
> I'm a serial killer and I have so many severed heads and skulls in my
> cellar that I don't know what to do with them.
>
> Can I use them for bowling?

Nah! Take them to your nearest police station.
They'll find a nice, quiet, asylum for you to recover in.

Smiler




 
Date: 07 Jun 2005 13:43:22
From: JohnO
Subject: Re: Can I use a human head for bowling ???
> Can I use them for bowling?

Why not, these guys do:
http://www.epinions.com/sprt-review-C3D-8BF1F8-3886BCBD-bd1